Just realised the packets of cigarettes I stupidly bought off some bloke in the pub last night, are nothing more than a pile of fake "probably filled with cyanide and sawdust" load of old rubbish! you see last night I got a bit pis**d and I thought they looked alright, plus I got 40 for £4. Now im sober and have my vision back, I think am so daft someone could have sold me "candy cigarettes" and I wouldn't have known! The funny thing is im normally more than happy to hand over silly amounts of money to the vending machine to fuel my "truly vile habit" .